OK, are you ready for internal dialogue behind this blatant display of vanity? Here goes:
Wow. My hair has gone really good today. Sucks that the rest of me is all tired and spotty and not holding up their end.
You know, the blogosphere hasn’t really seen my new hair cut.
Aw man, this would be a good day to show them. If only I’d done my make up and stuff.
Maybe I should do my make up and stuff.
Hmmm, nah I can’t be bothered.
Hey, The Man is pretty great on MS Paint, maybe he can stick something amusing over my face.
Bonus courtesy of The Man – My hair on a cat: