Hey! Hey you! Spring! Yeah I’m talking to you. What the hell man? Slow down! You’ve got a whole 3 months to show me how hot you can get. You don’t need to go in all full force on the second day. And let’s be honest, 28 degrees is rather unbecoming for a season such as yourself. I mean I’d expect it from summer but from you? I’m disappointed. Now, I hope you’ll have a good think about what we’ve talked about today and come back tomorrow with a much better attitude.
I’m sorry you had to witness that guys, but if you don’t get in early, they think they can walk all over you.
Now where was I? Oh yes. One of the girls from work was wearing the same dress as me today. There wasn’t any spontaneous combustion or even any sparks. But I did tell her that if I had been wearing my blazer, like her, there would have been a smack down. I suppose being a pacifist and all it was good that I went for this grandpa cardigan instead.